“‘Twas days before Christmas and things kinda stank.
The fear of recession and economy in the tank.
But at Freedom we were happy, it has to be said,
With the anticipation of holiday treats in our head
And I strategically planning efficient and fast,
Was analyzing data right down to the last.
When out in the lobby I heard such a clatter.
I sprang to my feet to see what was the matter.
Away from my desk and straight to the door,
Out in the hallway and to the lobby I did soar.
And what with my wondering eyes did I see,
But a little old man waiving frantically at me.
He was dressed all in red and spoke rather quick,
But I could tell in an instant that this was St. Nick.
He had papers in hand and asked me to hurry.
So straight up to him I quickly did scurry.
He got right to the point and said with a sigh,
“I can no longer afford for my reindeer to fly.
“The cost of feed and the parts for my sled,
If I don’t get relief Christmas’s future I dread!”
We went off to my office in a chair he was seated,
I went over his finances saw his 401k was depleted.
But I was not worried and said “Do not fear.
Freedom can help you so it’s good that you’re here.”
With a savings restructure and a nice yielding loan
I devised a bailout to get him back in the zone.
Once all was completed, he was back on his way,
Delivering goodies before Christmas Day.
And I heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight,
“Before Freedom’s help money really was tight,
But now that you’ve helped me I can continue my flight.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!”